Archive for February 2007
I’m taking what they giving ’cause I’m working for a livin’
I have not been feeling well for the past couple days. The head congestion has been messing with my mind, fragmenting it even more than usual. Today, I sat through a two-part, six-hour meeting. The conference room was small and the number of humans was large, so we had to sit in chairs that ran…
Read Morewherein i relate last saturday’s improv scene like a short work of fiction
Morey and Claire are coworkers. They are also having an affair. They are in the company break room when Claire lays a bombshell: “I’m pregnant, Morey. And the baby is yours. You’re the only man I’ve been with. When I’m not with you, I’m home alone, having bizarre dreams.” “This can’t be!” Morey exclaims. “I…
Read MoreProtected: devil’s cake: post 17
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Read Moremusic week! day 07
five years of rock Age 14: I compliment Barry Gibb on his gigantic, diamond-encrusted eagle necklace. I want to be nice (as he is so nice), but it is the ugliest thing I have ever seen. Age 15: I cry and cry when I find out my wisdom teeth extraction is happening the same date…
Read Moremusic week! day 06
brushed all over with greatness In 1993, I journeyed from my home, San Francisco, to Yosemite to attend the wedding of my friends J&A. The day that I was returning home, a group of friends (including my boyfriend at the time) were participating in a city-wide scavenger hunt. My friend Mary had organized this hunt…
Read Moremusic week! day 05
Music Makes Me Feel Alright! Music and Internet are made for each other, like Nick Drake and and Pissing-Down Rain Trashy Mags and Cable TV Drunk Dialing and Free Weekend Minutes A Cupcake and Everything Else Want proof? Read on, sugartits! Mod-ified Music — A Sixties Pop Explosion! Lordie, it doesn’t get better than this.…
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