A recent Facebook update and subsequent comments from friends.

Becky Haycox: Two men are having a shouting match right below my office window. One man is trying to place blame for the conflict on the absent Esther, who apparently failed to “line up her ducks.”

Jeff: Esther is a known serial duck fucker-upper….
Becky: Oh, that Esther and her fucked-up ducks.
Elizabeth: Esther should really look into self-aligning ducks. I can’t tell you how many times they have saved my ass.
Becky: oh, man, Liz, if they were still down there, i would’ve totally told them that!
Brad: Where can I get me some of them self-aligning ducks?
Jeff: Ikea!
Brad: LOL
Julie: Hahahahahaha! All of it!
Mariella: Damnit, Esther, we’ve talked about this…
Ellen: If I were Esther I’d be absent too.