April’s Horoscope for Taurus, from an AI-generated astrologist
Taurus:
*To avoid the possible negative consequences of mingling your hand with your eyes, be sure to turn your head. In addition, do not let your eyes wander off the focus of the new moon, as your hand might get stuck between a cloth, or your hand might slip out of your hand while you’re making a deep motion. The moon’s on its back, and the figure of the moon’s shadow sag warmly on your hand. If you rarely hear a sound, you might not know the moon will be there for too long, so line up your bowels with the moon as you gently guide your fingers along the rock walls, pulling at the crescent moonward with your left hand. When you break out, you will be leaving the moon for a lot longer, covering the night sky with a forest of shadows.