day 23: i may vomit

Dudes, I allowed myself to go off my strict food regimen and apparently my non-drinking one, too. Therefore I ate and drank everything in my path, including the tablecloth, some candle wax and J & M’s toddler. To hell with you all. I am taking the lamer’s way out with a meme tonight just before I Pepto myself to bed.

I didn’t mean it with the “to hell with you all”. I am overfed and testy. I meant to say you are cute and I want to kiss you.

10 Shallow Things I’m Grateful For

  1. The fact that the Sutro Baths ruins are really run down and dangerous, yet people are still allowed to wander freely among them. Exciting!
  2. Our most recent election day.
  3. Extra Sugar-Free Bubble Gum, Green Apple flavor.
  4. That SSSSSSHHHHP and then the crinkly vaccuumy feeling when you hold a liter of soda and screw the cap off very slowly.
  5. This photostream.
  6. Project Runway.
  7. That deliciously bizarre story about the Thai circus and a hippo that J. told at dinner. The wine just about came out my nose.
  8. My secret and very old pair of Uggs that I only wear when alone and at home.
  9. The stern lady that used to wax my parts, whom I dubbed “The Professor”.
  10. The internet, seriously!

10 Things I’m Genuinely Grateful For

  1. The privilege of having had a wonderful friendship with my mother.
  2. My niece and nephews. They are all funny and goodlooking and smart and just terrific.
  3. Mr. X, for making a certain time of my life very, very exciting.
  4. Improvisational theatre.
  5. My higher power.
  6. My friends! I am so lucky!
  7. The deep and intuitive connection that exists between my sister A and me.
  8. The sea.
  9. My continuing evolution into a becoming a better person.
  10. Animals. Every single one of them.

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