I love talking birds, so weirdly wonderful. My parent’s friends had a Mynah bird named Hector. He could laugh, meow, and imitate the flushing toilet. He could say “my name is Hector” and “you aaaaare…”. About that second one: apparently the family tried to teach him to say “you are drunk” but he could only get the first two words. I can still hear Hector’s voice and intonation, and his bright eyes with ever-adjusting pupils. Great bird.
Thank god for YouTube, the outpost for more talking bird videos than you will ever need.
“I can talk, can you fly?” [direct link]
Why don’t I own an animal that can say “wheeeeee!”? [direct link]
Mitso would make an excellent character study for a Scorsese film. [direct link]
My parent’s other friends had a gigantic, mean parrot who couldn’t say anything, and also bit the housekeeper’s fingertip off. That bird was no fun at all.
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Not all talking birds are awesome…. http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1566
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Haha! Thanks, Dan! And I may add that the link Dan provided it hilarious and swear-word-filled.