Diary Entry: December 5, Age 16

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As part of my Advent Calendar project, I am presenting excerpts from my actual teenage diaries!

[backstory: i lived in bronxville, ny]

After spending the coldest most miserable night in my life, I AM PREPARED. I am wearing fuzzy slippers, sox, pajames, a sweatshirt, socks on my hands, and muffler. Not to mention the 3 blankets on the bed. And my teddy bear.

I’m watching a M.A.S.H. program where Hawkeye sends out for 40 lbs of spare ribs and a gallon of sauce. from Chicago to Korea. If I was ever in a a situation like that, I’d attempt the EXACT same thing, you bet.

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4 responses to “Diary Entry: December 5, Age 16”

  1. bosco Avatar
    bosco

    harbin loves you

  2. spudart Avatar

    hooray for fuzzy slippers!

  3. chriggles Avatar
    chriggles

    Remember, if you feel a sneeze coming on,catch it with your elbow! Hooray for a germ free world! Thank you, Henry the Hand!

  4. Ã…sta Avatar
    Ã…sta

    Awww! The satisfaction of sweet 16 self pity – and they’re so good in accessories 😉 I hope you “both” are doing fine now.
    Btw, I remember that episode! A *M*A*S*H* classic!
    And thank you for the calendar! It’s so great!