Yesterday, my colleague sent me an email. My colleague’s daughter K. is 13:

Guess what K. did, without asking… Her friend’s mother pierced her tongue!

Later, I listened to my favorite WFMU show, Downtown Soulville with Mr. Finewine. Mr. Finewine plays old soul 45s. Until this particular show, when he started playing “Your Song” by Elton John.

I was April Fooled by these events for a few minutes each, just enough to please the foolers. Glad to oblige!