Other terrible chants I just made up:

• Hey, hey, ho, ho! That crappy Prop 8 has got to go!
• Guys like Tom and Larry should totally be allowed to marry! Each other!
• One, two three! My two mommies are better parents that your mixed-gender parents will ever be!

Let’s just stop the bullshit and vote against Prop 8, that ugly little amendment:

Changes California Constitution to eliminate right of same-sex couples to marry. Provides that only a marriage between a man and a woman is valid or recognized in California.

Even if you’re not a Californian, you can help make a stand by making a donation, large or small, so that we can stop the bullshit for you.

And here are some banners you can use, designed by Steve Nelson. Put one on your blog or on Facebook (make sure to link to here) or print one out and paste it to the head of the first ultraconservative you see!

If you really don’t believe in same-sex marriage, I mean really REALLY, well, okay, I’ll live and let live (if you do the same). But just remember you’ll never get invited to exquisitely fabulous celebrations like this one.

And I will not save a piece of cake for you. See? I mean business.

Photo of Leanne and Moya by Leanne’s brother Bryce.