these are the dreams i dream when i diet

Naptime

I was in some kind of dance class. The teacher chanted “Spin.. Look good! Spin.. Look good!” over and over again, in a high, strident Gwen Stefani voice.

…When I awoke, I discovered I was in the middle of poking and squeezing my love handles.

Photo: Naptime, originally uploaded by flickr use sarae. Thanks for letting me use it!