a poem based entirely on episode descriptions of “America’s Funniest Home Videos”
A rat attacks a doll.
A dog retreives a ball
over a fence,
A new father faints
in the delivery room.
Wrestling kittens
People suddenly losing their clothes
Camera-shy dogs and horses
Frolicking farm animals.
Graceful belly-flop
Bodybuilder back-flips
Lizards as earrings.
Also: dancing caterpillars.
A dog plays piano
A boy tries to flee his shadow
A bride reconsiders
A man and beached boat.
A beat cop hits the streets–
Literally.
Related hamlinks:
Photo: Rollergirl, by hambox
strangely beautiful.
? home-made bar mitzbah gone horribly wrong.