Forbidden love originally uploaded by hambox

One great thing about the culture of fear we’re perfecting in these United States is that we spring fully into panic mode without missing a beat. Good job, everybody! Pat yourself on the back, but DON’T TOUCH ME! EW!

Here’s the playlist from Ken Freedman’s show on the ever-excellent WFMU. Create your own song list to accompany your flight to non-swine-flu-ey climes!

• Rutles
  Piggy In The Middle
• Beatles
  Piggies
• Sebadoh
  The Freed Pig
• Black Sabbath
  War Pigs
• Lou Reed
  The Blue Mask
• James Last
  Mexican Hat Dance
• White Stripes
  China Pig
• Al Jazzbeaux Collins
  The Three Little Pigs
• Pink Floyd
  Pigs On The Wing
• Moondog
  Pigmy Pig H’art Songs
• John Loudermilk
  The Asiatic Flu
• Waylon Jennings
  Ain’t No God in Mexico
• Dale Hawkins
  Little Pig
• Angry Samoans
  I’m a Pig
• Primus
  Pork Chop’s Little Ditty
• Plasmatics
  A Pig is a Pig
• Sadis Euphoria
  Lake of Pigs
• Captain Beefheart
  China Pig
• Tom Waits
  Filipino Box Spring Hog
• Morning 40 Federation
  God Help Me
• Pigbag
  Papa’s Got A Brand New Pigbag
• Green Jelly
  Three Little Pigs
• Brigitte Fontaine and Areski
  La Grippe
• Ferrante & Teicher
  Mexican Hat Dance
• Elvis Costello & The Brodsky Quartet
  Swine
• Dan Deacon
  Piggled
• Miss Piggy
  I Will Survive
• Queen
  Mad the Swine