As part of my Advent Calendar project, I am presenting excerpts from my actual teenage diaries!

[back story: I was in love with Dane (not his real name) for approximate one thousand, one hundred and twelve days during high school. you will hear about him a lot this month!]

I got hit in the face with a pie for the first time tonight. I was helping Randy with his film and had to stand off-camera and hurl a pie at Marc, one of the actors. We only had one take, but my aim was MAGICAL! Right in the face! After filming, Marc got me back by hitting ME square in the face with a pie. So funny! It was awful, though — shaving cream in the mouth does nothing for me.

DANE WHERE ARE YOU?!?!!? I PRAY I’ll see him tomorrow. Well, darling, g’nite!

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