When last I reported, our trivia team, Team Breakfast Club, was doing a decent job, and we were slowly climbing the ranks. I remarked that perhaps the addition of the Boyfriend may aide our supersissy lack of sports knowledge.

Indeed, I asked Lamar several weeks ago to join a game and see how it went.

Oh, did it go! The extra boost of testosterone got us through some NFL questions with flying colors, and we played a perfect game that night.

Lamar would probably like me to point out that he doesn’t know a huge amount about football, that he knows much more about basketball (wooo go lakers wooo), and that he also has good trivia-friendly general knowledge including geography and music. I don’t date no dummies.

And for better or worse, thanks in part to his noggin, he is a member of cosa nostra. And now, Team Breakfast Club are on their way to the finals in LA this coming weekend!

Please don’t tell Lamar that we get extra points for a team costume and cheer. Don’t you forget about me!

I really hope we do well. If not, we’ll have to start all over with the new league play season, and as much fun as it is having date night with my boyfriend playing high-pressure trivia at Ventura’s only gay bar, we’ll be looking forward to a break.