Anastasia My arm hurts…..freakin’ tetanus shot.
Shaun Your phone is off the hook, but you’re not.

Mark Bad news – my TiVo drive died…
Randy knows that learning is easy inside.

Benjamin my sis totally rules, ok?
Mike Hmm, stress or emotional eating today?

Brock i hope this is true.
Moya wonders about the “feverless flu”

Eric insert clever anecdote about my day here. And here.
Dan Night surfers of Venice pier!!

Jill doesn’t want to; has to.
Ozzy forgot to take his medicine last night, woohoo boing boing boing woohoo!

Ellen likes these word pairs: waxing and waning, ebb and flow.
Moya Discoball Mobile in the Castro

Talia has cold feet.
Manuel is giving myself permission to turn on the heat.

Christine is in downtown LA
Betty Looking forward to seeing you on Sunday

Mario gots to work out all this bottled up feeling inside of me
Eva A good book, a snuggled kitten and a steaming jug of tea

Louis has never felt this way
Jennifer a coffee morning… green tea will have to wait today.

Jeana ran out of paint with one coat on one wall left to go.
George is watching Steve Martin play the banjo.

Dann someday all this will be a soiled memory
Louis wonders who he conversed with by the christmas tree

Cameron Two steps forward. One step back.
Ted the end of an emotional cul-de-sac.

Adi doing math homework on a saturday night
Manuel shouldn’t go back for an 8th slice of Gooey Butter Cake, but I just might.

Cindy this land is your land still makes me cry
Maitreya Merry Christmas to me. Sigh.

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