i hope she’s not reading this

Workout Poster

I have to trick myself into exercising, it’s the most pathetic thing. Every day, I bring workout clothes to my job and, at the end of the day, change clothes in the bathroom before going to my car. The feeling of sneakers on my feet compels me to drive straight to the gym. If I “make a quick stop” at home, I will come to, 5 hours later, in bed with my laptop. I don’t like working out to begin with, and to have to hoodwink the dumb and lazy Becky into giving an hour of her life to huff and puff on the treadmill, well, it’s just exhausting.

Photo: Workout Poster, originally uploaded by flickr user athenamat. Thanks for letting me use it!