the celery parallel

Do you know that factoid about celery? That a piece of celery burns more calories to consume than the calories it contains?

I think of that sometimes in my crazytime cardio class, when my teacher decides to play the 90-minute Mega Remix CD of the Black Eyed Peas.

To wit: whatever physical benefits I derive from the class are negated by the erosion of my brain by having to listen to the fucking Black Eyed Peas.

1 Comments

  1. Carol Moore on May 9, 2011 at 4:44 pm

    Does it still burn the calories if ya dip it in peanut butter or cheese whiz (hey I know what cheese is..but what’s whiz?).