the celery parallel
Do you know that factoid about celery? That a piece of celery burns more calories to consume than the calories it contains?
I think of that sometimes in my crazytime cardio class, when my teacher decides to play the 90-minute Mega Remix CD of the Black Eyed Peas.
To wit: whatever physical benefits I derive from the class are negated by the erosion of my brain by having to listen to the fucking Black Eyed Peas.
Does it still burn the calories if ya dip it in peanut butter or cheese whiz (hey I know what cheese is..but what’s whiz?).