quite-hard meme game revealed

Update: I am arbitrarily calling a halt to this game. Thanks, all, for playing! I really enjoyed the behind-the-scenes self-torture certain friends bestowed upon themselves — I admire their tolerance for pain, especially with a simple search engine antidote a few clicks away.

Violet wins the most correct guesses (four!) — I now affix an imaginary tiara to her lovely head. All is revealed below.

Rules, such as they were:

  1. Pick 10 of your favorite movies.
  2. Go to IMDB and find a quote from each movie.
  3. Post them on your blog for everyone to guess in the comments.
  4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
  5. GUESSERS: NO Googling/using IMDB search functions. I mean, you can cheat if you want, but all that would do is make you win. Do you really want to win?
  6. One movie guess per human allowed in the comments, but email me with additional guesses, if you like. I shall award someone something if their guessing ability is superhuman. So far, Violet herself has privately submitted four correct answers! Yipes!

Ready? OK! Guess the movies!

  1. I haven’t lived. I’ve died a few times.
    Answer: Harold and Maude. Well done, Master Plotnick.
  2. Tension is the worst thing for a complexion.
    Answer: Hairspray (1988). Classicrose even named the character (Velma Von Tussle.) Hooray!
  3. Well, come on in and worry with us. I’ll make you some pork.
    Answer: Hairspray (2007). Hilda = genius!
  4. I can’t believe it. You make someone a bridesmaid and they shit all over you.
    Answer: Sixteen Candles. Nice work, Violet!
  5. I want no one else to succeed. I hate most people.
    Answer: There Will be Blood. You’re a sharpie, Darling Andrew!
  6. Get in the back of the van!
    Answer: Withnail & I. The line is spoken by a fed-up police officer in the finest moments of cameo over-acting ever recorded. I offered myself as bride to anyone who could answer this. Alas, single still.
  7. There you are: crows-veldt!
    Answer: Arsenic and Old Lace. Violet got this one too (as well as Dick, Grey Gardens, and Sixteen Candles.) Bow down to the movie lovin’ glamourpuss!
  8. We have a very important school report on turquoise jewelry due in two days, and we can’t find any books on it, and the President’s having us followed. It’s too much pressure.
    Answer: Dick. I can count on you, Lisa L!
  9. You can always take off the skirt and use it as a cape.
    Answer: Grey Gardens. Yay Tristy! Mention of this movie set off some conversations amongst friends about our fears about become eccentric shutins ourselves. I suggest we all band together and live as one when the times comes. We’ll save a lot of money on aluminum foil — for the windows, of course.
  10. Turn me loose, you varmint, and get out of here!
    Answer: Gone with the Wind. Excellent, dwiff (play along with dwiff, too!)

28 Comments

  1. Violet on March 6, 2008 at 3:04 pm

    I think I know a couple, but I will go with the easy one for me: Number 4: Sixteen Candles.



  2. dwiff on March 6, 2008 at 3:11 pm

    10) Gone With The Wind



  3. hambox on March 6, 2008 at 3:12 pm

    Yes! Email me with your other guesses, for a chance at the Grand Prize!



  4. regina on March 6, 2008 at 4:01 pm

    This meme is a hot potato! It’s the fifth time today I’ve seen someone post it. (Different movie quotes, of course.) 🙂



  5. LJ on March 6, 2008 at 4:22 pm

    You’re pleading on Ms. Violets comments wrenched my heart and I had to come by and visit. I truly suck at meme’s like these, so I have no answers for you. I just wanted to say “howdy”!



  6. hambox on March 6, 2008 at 4:30 pm

    Aw, thank you LJ! You’re sweet. And I’m pathetic. And I too suck at these.



  7. Dixie on March 6, 2008 at 5:08 pm

    That is my favorite line from Sixteen Candles!

    Come by my blog next week and I’ll have this meme done for myself.



  8. TitanKT on March 6, 2008 at 5:34 pm

    Okay, I don’t know what movie #3 is from, but I can’t wait to find out what it is because anyone who worries and eats pork is okay in my book!



  9. TitanKT on March 6, 2008 at 5:35 pm

    BTW, I want to say it’s from Elizabethtown because that sound so much like something Paula Deen would say.



  10. hambox on March 6, 2008 at 7:30 pm

    OOh, nice guess, TitanKT, but no. Think more recent of a movie.



  11. For-Tart on March 7, 2008 at 7:08 am

    Can we just have an audio meme and guess the soundtracks to porn films?



  12. ANDREW on March 7, 2008 at 10:32 am

    Becky, I think #5 is from There Will Be Blood. No?



  13. dp on March 7, 2008 at 11:10 am

    1. Harold and Maude



  14. hambox on March 7, 2008 at 11:21 am

    Yes! to Andrew and DP!



  15. Lisa on March 7, 2008 at 11:28 am

    8 is from Dick, no?
    xoL



  16. hambox on March 7, 2008 at 11:35 am

    Oui!



  17. Lisa on March 7, 2008 at 11:44 am

    Oh, the pork one is going to BUG me all day. Like Trichinosis.



  18. Hilda on March 7, 2008 at 12:56 pm

    #3 “Well, come on in and worry with us. I’ll make you some pork.”

    Read it with a Baltimore accent…

    Edna/John Travolta says it in the most recent “Hairspray”. I don’t remember if it was in the John Waters’ version.

    Nice meme…I’m gonna use it!



  19. hambox on March 7, 2008 at 1:16 pm

    Nice, Hilda. Keep going, everyone! Everything left except 9 is a comedy. #6 is a line no one has even guessed at (priv. or publicly).. my FAVE line. Whomever guesses this, I will be their bride. That’s not a hint.



  20. classicrose on March 7, 2008 at 2:30 pm

    Well #2 is from Hairspray again.



  21. classicrose on March 7, 2008 at 2:30 pm

    Velma Von Tussle to be more specific



  22. hambox on March 7, 2008 at 2:38 pm

    Great job. I adored *both* versions of Hairspray. Obviously.



  23. Toni TR on March 8, 2008 at 7:32 pm

    greetings b. okay, this looks fun. the only one i knew for sure was of course 16 candles. how about Little Miss Sunshine for #6? #9 is on the tip of my crispy brain…



  24. hambox on March 8, 2008 at 11:02 pm

    bzzz! i’m sorry, toni honey: your maiden comment voyage is incorrect, though an excellent guess. Hint: #6 is an english film, #7 is from the 1940s, and #9 is a doc.



  25. Ã…sta on March 9, 2008 at 10:04 am

    Have no chance in guessing this without the subtitles 😉 Fun game though, and some excellent tips for movies for me to rent.



  26. Tristy on March 9, 2008 at 8:21 pm

    #9 is “Grey Gardens”! Little Edie describing her powerful knack for making fashion out of the rags and feathers in their crazy crazy house.



  27. heyskinny on March 9, 2008 at 9:38 pm

    I love grey gardens so much! I knew that one right away, but too late…

    I love it when little edie (sp?) is talking about her camouflage outfit and how she has to come up with them… I used to call my ex-partner Big Edie when I found him unemployed and sitting in the bed on the laptop for another day, he didn’t appreciate it…

    I think I like that movie because I’m scared a little of ending up like litttle edie, what about you?



  28. hambox on March 10, 2008 at 8:08 am

    Totally, skinny. In fact, earlier a friend and I both agreed that “eccentric shutins” might be our future selves. I envision my eccentric future to be rife with aluminum-foiled windows and evil government transmission blocking helmets.