backstory: some of these links are long-dead or redirected (sometimes entertainingly so). remember, these are preserved-in-a-pickle jar posts, for my bizarre archiving purposes. 5/17/99: Moya found this site. Click on Jesus to see it. Dance, our savior, dance! Everything about everything in your paranoid fantasies is true. Read all about it by clicking the alien…

March 27, 1999, approx. 11:30 PM: My nephew, Sam H, has just completed roasting a marshmallow on a barbeque skewer. Holding the red-hot skewer with his left hand, he throws something to his friend. He manages to impale his right index finger on the tine of the skewer. It is so hot it goes like…

My sock monkey web site research has been fun, but most of the pages start to look the same after a time. Especially since we’ve all stolen the waving/winking monkey graphic (below.) All the sites feature pix of socks doing all sorts of cute things. “Here’s my sock monkey watching TV!” “Here he is at…

[originally found here] My mystical experience with Hello Kitty & friends (excerpt) How can I explain the depth of my Sanrio religious revelations? How could I hope to explain how much it means to me? It must be experienced through endless study, mediation, and shopping. I could talk for days about my quest for enlightenment,…