Archive for June 2007
Protected: devil’s cake: post 29
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Read Moremy miniature mind
IN celebration of the good mood I am in, I am offering content to you. Perhaps not the freshest nor most interesting content, but content nonetheless. The reason I am in a good mood: I got money. Hellooo, payday. Life with a once-a-month paycheck: the lows are black and dark, but the highs are dizzying!…
Read Morethank you mudda thank you fadda
It’s Father’s Day, June 17th. It also happens to be my mother’s birthday. As neither of them are alive so that I can forget to call them, I am free to make lame jokes like that. You must forgive my periodic awkwardness, as I continue to step into the strange new world of parentlessness. This…
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Disclosure: there are no spoilers ahead. I didn’t even bother doing the electronic version of plugging my ears doing the “la la la la la I can’t hear you” thing for this — the morning after The Sopranos grand finale. I’m at least a couple seasons behind and there’s just no way I would be…
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Read Moreinanimania: the rise of the insignificants
Pure poetry: the latest verbatim TV listing for a vintage episode of America’s Funniest Home Videos: A parachute attacks a man; a potato terrifies a woman; a hamster ends up in a fish tank. Don’t tell me that this isn’t a steaming heap of pure inspiration. I demand that someone make a short film and…
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