my miniature mind

IN celebration of the good mood I am in, I am offering content to you. Perhaps not the freshest nor most interesting content, but content nonetheless. The reason I am in a good mood: I got money. Hellooo, payday. Life with a once-a-month paycheck: the lows are black and dark, but the highs are dizzying!…

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thank you mudda thank you fadda

It’s Father’s Day, June 17th. It also happens to be my mother’s birthday. As neither of them are alive so that I can forget to call them, I am free to make lame jokes like that. You must forgive my periodic awkwardness, as I continue to step into the strange new world of parentlessness. This…

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warning: spoiled alert.

Disclosure: there are no spoilers ahead. I didn’t even bother doing the electronic version of plugging my ears doing the “la la la la la I can’t hear you” thing for this — the morning after The Sopranos grand finale. I’m at least a couple seasons behind and there’s just no way I would be…

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inanimania: the rise of the insignificants

Pure poetry: the latest verbatim TV listing for a vintage episode of America’s Funniest Home Videos: A parachute attacks a man; a potato terrifies a woman; a hamster ends up in a fish tank. Don’t tell me that this isn’t a steaming heap of pure inspiration. I demand that someone make a short film and…

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