David Wahl is a Seattle improviser, blogger, creative thinker, employee of the funnest place on earth, and much more. Our friendship, aside from meeting briefly in 2006, is based out here in the great e-niverse.

We recently began a game of Scrabulous online. To the right of the playing board, there is a small text message window where David and I, at first, began idly trash talking. But, as you will see, the convo rapidly ramped up to an epic retelling of a story you won’t want to miss.

And now, Wahl and Haycox, verbatim from the text window, with fingers firmly on the pulse of the contemporary zeitgeist, bring you

Inspirational Dance Movie Intended for Teenagers

Becky H: it’s on

David W: This is more hardcore than Step Up 2

Becky H: that’s right .. i’m flashing angry jazz hands at you

David W: I’m a street kid from the wrong side of the tracks trying to fit into your world

Becky H: I, the talented diva, scorn you. But hey wait, my dance partner just broke his ankle! {midriff glistens}

David W: Oh no, I broke a rule and won’t be able to dance. Unless..

David W: {montage of shirtless muscular chest dancing angry}

Becky H: this is who i AM! dancing is my LIFE!!

Becky H: if we’re gonna dance together we have to keep it strictly professional {eyes wander to slomo shiny man-tage}

David W: Coach, why are you so hard on me?

David W: I’m so hard on you because I WAS you.

Becky H: it’s late .. the competition is tomorrow .. and we just can’t get this step right

Becky H: {cue slow jam}

David W: Embrace, kiss, fade to black…

David W: Cut to: Cheering crowd. It’s show time.

Tomorrow: The dance competition!

• Go to Inspirational Dance Movie Intended for Teenagers: Part 2