Mock Bizarre

I have been sewing so much I have Craft Hand. Why all the sewyness? Well, this:

Mock Orange at the Winter Bazaar!

The Mock Orange Etsy site is also refreshed with some new merch, and there’ll be more to come after the 6th.

And! After the 6th, I will be offering a special sale to my friends — that means you. I’ll release the deets after I get through this Bazaar (which I’m not only participating in but also organizing and what exactly happened to my vow about a low-stress December?)

I want to say a special thank you to my right hand woman — my own Craft Monkey, Shana. She’s been unbelievably kind and helpful these past few weeks, giving me rides, helping me set up at the last show, cutting fabric, lettering signs (she is super talented) and grommeting her little paws off. All while wearing the Crafting Bonnet I make her wear:

Goody Brenion

Keep thee grommeting or I shall whip you, Goodwife!

Oh! You may not know that I’m on Twitter as two different people: as hambox (where I bitch and moan and also am drunk sometimes and talk about food and stuff); and as beckycraftbox (where I only talk about crafty stuff). Go ahead and find me! Then love me! LOVE ME!!

3 Comments

  1. cardiogirl on December 2, 2009 at 2:48 am

    (jumps up and down) I want a craft monkey! I want a craft monkey for Christmas!



  2. Shana on December 2, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    if an infinite number of monkeys were infinitely playing with an infinite amount of fabric for an infinite amount of time… would one craft a Robotman potholder? Certainly. Over time the population would evolve into Homo Crafticus: a tribe of well-oiled grommeting machines.



  3. Jefffro on December 4, 2009 at 11:17 am

    Shana is so much more than a craft monkey……she does face painting too!!