I believe IKEA wrote this email headline with a Superbowl party theme in mind, but I was taken with the words as-is.

Party Formation! I love parties, I love the idea of anything at a party that requires getting into formation, and I (secretly) love military group synched ritualizations.

Count me in, IKEA. I stand high and proud. If I could, that is — I threw my back out earlier this week, and not in any fun way. In fact, I believe my injury stems from the grim dreariness my life has taken on this month — my back was just crushed under the weight of (and I don’t use this awful phrase often) MEH.