things i fear

I scare off predators

  • the rat with whom i share an office
  • dentists
  • making someone cry
  • cult members
  • being mocked by teenagers
  • going down in flames
  • razors
  • blindness
  • Nazis
  • sporting goods stores/electronic stores (tie)
  • raging toddlers
  • inevitability of the fact of the death of my loved ones
  • a bird attacking my eyes
  • being pranked/punked
  • poverty
  • a debilitating injury that will derail my fitness regime
  • getting depressed and derailing everything
  • black ice

2 Comments

  1. Violet on February 21, 2011 at 8:34 pm

    These all seem very reasonable to me, especially the “being mocked by teenagers.”

  2. Carol Moore on February 22, 2011 at 5:54 am

    All reasonable to me as well except the being mocked by teenagers, only because I have one. One problem with him and all I have to do is dance in front of his friends. Problem solved.

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