it’s stub time!

I am in shock at how many promising blog posts I started, abandoned, then completely forgot about. Deadbeat Dad! Poor little children stubs with your unrealized potential. Here you go, I’m sending your half-formed selves out into the world. Here’s one titled “just about to kill you hot, that’s how hot” from October of last…

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pause button answers

Congrats to Mike “Mister” Cass, improv and math teacher and all around swell guy. I’ll bet we wouldn’t have to fight over the remote! He and his wife are expecting their second child, so I’m hoping he’ll opted for a baby blanket crafted by me. My buddy Kyle did a reasonable job and snagged second…

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pause button

Over the past few months, I have taken a picture of the image that was on the screen when I pressed the pause button. Nothing was purposefully paused upon, except for the ape on the Golden Gate Bridge. There’s a whole lot of talking heads here — not surprising, since I watch a lot of…

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the 75-minute quilt

Be delighted that two young, modern and stylish friends are having a baby. Happily plan a modern, stylish quilt. On the date designated for sewing the quilt, sleep all day instead. Give up and accept the fact I’ll just buy crap from their registry as their baby gift. At 11:15 am exactly, less than two…

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put one foot in front of the other

[This darn song gets stuck in my head far far too much. I blame John A., with whom I went to art school. He would sing the refrain and force us to walk in rhythm to it — put one foot (step step step) … in front of (step step step) … the ooo-ooother! (stepstepstep!)]…

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