Inspirational Dance Movie Intended for Teenagers: Part 3

By hamblog | February 27, 2008 |

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PART THREE: DOES HE SUCCESSFULLY MAKE THE “MOVE”?

Becky H: the foot lands, the ankle twists, the crowd “OOOOooooooh”s …

Becky H: he goes down like a great sequoia falling falling

David W: Slow motion fall seems endless. At the last second the rich kid who hates him steps forward and grabs him.

Becky H: “yo. i don’t wanna win like THIS”

Becky H: [chest taps that indicate respect]

David W: Hero steadies himself. Gives glance to rich kid. Does the move again. Perfect, perfect and…

Becky H: even more perfecter than before. He is unstoppable. He is Prince at the end of “Purple Rain”.

David W: Just when you think he can’t get any perfecter, he gets perfecter!

David W: It’s like the end of Back to School when Dangerfield does a triple Lindy.

Becky H: Oh, we’re working up to the triumphant freeze-frame, I can feel it!

Becky H: But not before the loose ends get hurriedly tied up

David W: Flash foward to a couple kissing, we can’t see their faces. Cut back to slow motion moves…

Becky H: Flash forward to a robe-clad student throwing his/her cap into the air — graduation from the Dance Academy! Cut back to the dancing … triumphant music …

David W: Crowd rushes forward, authority figure appears with a trophy of some kind.

David W: Flashback to wise words from mother.

Becky H: Rich kids huff around (indicating promise of sequel)

Becky H: comic relief character quips the perfectest quip

David W: Gospel choir starts singing a song that eventually turns into a bad ass song previously not featured in the movie as credits begin.

Becky H: Credit crawl. Oh wait, nutty outtake! Crew member gets in the way of shot, everyone cracks up!

David W: Repeated attempts at the same line. For some reason cursing in the outtake is bleeped.

Becky H: Dancing outtake! Maybe the director’s dancing, too! Joyous partying as the scene — and music — slowly fades out.

Tomorrow: Bonus soundtrack singles!

Go to Inspirational Dance Movie Intended for Teenagers: Part 4

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3 Comments

  1. cardiogirl on February 29, 2008 at 5:51 am

    Tell me this isn’t the end!

    And you two came up with all of this during a Scrabble game on Facebook? Wow. You’re going steady now, right? The two of you?



  2. hambox on February 29, 2008 at 6:28 am

    Hahaha! No no no. We’re hammy improvisationers is all.

    And stay tuned — here comes the hit singles!



  3. g on February 29, 2008 at 5:42 pm

    More perfecter than I could have ever imagined. And Irene Cara, dripping with sweat, gives birth in an emergency room and smiles lovingly at her new-born child…