contagion corn dehydration madness. plus: snow pants.

I will not and cannot officially draw a parallel between anyone I know and the hungover Ann Perkins from Parks and Recreation: She woke up in snow pants! This episode features some silly drunkenness and then some aftermath hangover hilarity. I happened to watch this particular episode very recently, which was appropriate for no reason…

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the most dangerous game

Thanks to the lack of wi-fi during the New York leg of my vacation, I have used way more data on my iPhone’s plan than usual. Currently, I am at a little over 94% with four days to go in my billing cycle. I will incur annoying fees every 200MB I go over, so this…

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let’s table this discussion! ha hahahaha

Behind the brochures, across from the steam tables. Again. I seem to attend a lot of Conferences (and am a member of countless Coalitions, Committees, and Clans). More often than not, I set up and staff the (dreaded) Resource Table. I kind of have it down — tape down the banner, tablecloth on top, fan…

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project curmudgeon

Boring Curmudgeon Topic A: Weather That’s quite a palette of weather, no? Not quite as dramatic as the transition on the east coast last week from picture-perfect warm fall weather to the first recorded October snow in umpteen years, but c’mon, we’re in crappy, mild, we-complain-too-much Southern California. Besides, today’s weather report fails to show…

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EEK!tober — this holiday is so commercial

Final, timber-shivering post for the year. Happy Halloween! Traveler’s Novelty Catalog 1978 Oh, you must peruse the novelties, courtesy of Secret Fun Blog! [link] All You Wanted to Know About Stretch Armstrong and his Friends Via the wondrous Plaid Stallions blog. [link] Carvel – Dumpy the Pumpkin and Witchy the Witch [link] Magic Manor Halloween…

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EEK!tober — let’s have some drinkies

Color Changing Cocktail “This drink smokes elegantly, changes from a calm blue to fuschia as it cools from room temperature to drinkably cold, and tastes like a dirty martini.” [recipe] Shrunken Heads in Cider [recipe] Bleeding Heart Martini 2 ounces dry vermouth 8 ounces premium gin Ice cubes 4 pickled baby beets, each placed on…

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EEK!tober — a fish story

It’s the Fourth Friday Challenge for October. My friend Paul and I, both posting daily in 2011, decided to give each other a job once a month to keep things spicy. In his words, “we want to push ourselves to do something more interesting than we might otherwise.” I requested that his challenge be spooky,…

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winging my way

Getting up at Painful O’Clock sucks, no two ways about it. Especially getting up for the privilege of a $40 cab ride, being selected for an extra-special TSA body inspection, and being jammed in a truly inhumane lack of personal space. Seriously, man ahead of me, he’s in my lap and not in any good…

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keys keys to your heart heart

My dear friend and ex-lovar D offered access to his New York City apartment while I’m there. D doesn’t live in the country, so this sweet pad in a very prime Manhattan location sits empty most of the time. Perhaps I’ll just move there and not tell him. The only things that I promised to…

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