this is what happens when you don’t spray for them
Yesterday was gearing up to be a beige, beige day, one of meetings and presentations and talking, talking, so much talking. And not by me, because that would be a great day, me being the motormouth and all.
I showed up to the first meeting at 9, feeling distinctly uncute in a dumb, in-a-hurry outfit. The day, which had promised to be chilly, got warm, fast. As I removed my sweater during the meeting, I realized the shirt beneath was inside out. One of my superiors, noting my bedhead-hiding knit cap and thick glasses, asked if I was going to sing some hippie tunes on a guitar. Yay!
This was a meeting of several nonprofits and the office that provides their funding. This is a regular meeting; recently, budget cuts made it a coffee- and treat-free affair, lending extra drabness to the flickering-fluorescent, whiteboard, stain-fighting feeling.
This gathering was a bit different; one of our group was retiring so there was some potluck goodwill going on (thank god, complete with coffee). Flowers. Short speeches. But still, you can’t spice up a drab, windowless meeting.
That is, until the mariachis showed up!
Until I moved back to Southern California, I was all pfft, mariachis [insert eye roll here]. Maybe I just didn’t get them, living in San Francisco. I’d seem them heading to my restaurant table in the Mission and I’d cringe, not wanting to do that awkward freeze-and-smile thing and scrabble up some dollar bills.
What a crank I was! They’re excellent for ramping up the whoopie! factor. I got their business card, so brace yourself, next time we meet up!
The rest of the day descended into beigeness once more. Later, while tethered to my phone and computer, gritting my way through a webinar that was rife with audio problems, I tried to manifest a wandering group of wonderfully cheesy troubadours to appear in my home office. But alas, I webinared alone without a group of men with awesome vibrato, belting out ¡Ja ja ja ja ja ja ja! ¡El mariachi loco quiere bailar!
OK, so I totally did not believe you until I clicked the link. And then I flashed back on all the meetings I’d been to that really REALLY needed some mariachis. And not the flaky kind, the kind that cancelled on our wedding reception 30 minutes before.
Now that I give it some careful thought, I think I might need some mariachis at our mommy and me classes. Those other mommies have zero sense of fun. Must be all that organic whole wheat crap they keep shoving down their kids’ throats. Or perhaps the overwhelming whiteness in the room. And I’m not talking about ethnicity, I’m speaking of the stick-up-their-you-know-where germophobic (with toddlers no less!) askance-looks-at-brown-people-who-might-enter-the-room-“by-mistake” tendencies.
I think I need to get out of South Florida. Fast.
oh!
i need to bring this up at SAP, where i’m one of the people in charge of refining our process of innovation. it’s one of those “why didn’t I think of that?” moments — of course! surprise meeting mariachis. it seems so obvious now!
and becky… beige doesn’t have to always be that bad, right? remember Marshalls? oh — was that navy?
kiss,
-m
This is my new favorite go-to wish-for wish: A wonderful flock of unexpected non sequitur mariachis!
The best part was when you laughed off camera and that woman slowly turned her head to look at you. Bravo!